Sunday, January 18, 2009

im through fishing

She Has Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the t ruck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that sh!t?'
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.
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16 comments:

  1. DorrieJanuary 18, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    heehee

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  2. susananneJanuary 18, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    LOL oh you do make me smile..thankyou (( hugs ))

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  3. Pretty is a Dark Pleasure Author Lori MeckleyJanuary 18, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    Nice, ok dear I did the re-quest-email thinger again, go under the rope and ignore the door man ;) lol

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    That's so wrong! HAH

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  5. Cherished MemoriesJanuary 18, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    LOL...that wrong...but dang funny! :)

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    Thanks for the chuckle!!

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  7. Fake-brunette livesJanuary 19, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    this made me smile

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  8. LERMONTOVJanuary 20, 2009 at 6:35 AM

    V funny Harry

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  9. SunnyJanuary 20, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    This is a great story! I love it, lol! :)

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  10. saint-sinnerJanuary 20, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    Thank you for this story! It gave me a good laugh!

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  11. fragilewisdomJanuary 24, 2009 at 9:07 PM

    I love this story! Totally wrong and funny. Thanks for the smile.

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  12. BenBJanuary 25, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Another classic!

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  13. BonnieBehaveJanuary 29, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    ROFL! Bet that made ya stop and wonder! ;)

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  14. RozJanuary 29, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    I guess she didn't like eating fish.
    Roz

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  15. Hanging Off The WireJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:44 PM

    Ohhhh, bad wife. LOL.

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  16. Country-GirlFebruary 17, 2009 at 11:39 PM

    Harry- where are you?????? I hope all is okay! Sure do miss you!! You better not be sippin coffee at dat der Waffle House! ;-)

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