Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Time for a second opinion

Doctor, take a look at me . .
This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.
She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?" The doctor looks her over for a couple of moments, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you one thing...there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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10 comments:

  1. yackydoodleJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    the joke would have to have her telling that to a doctor instead of her husband because the husband would get slapped......

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  2. RozJanuary 6, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    Oh no what a way to wake up.
    Roz

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    hehehe who said the eyes were the first to go?!

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  4. susananneJanuary 6, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    chuckles..ty for the giggle tonight.

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  5. ctmedzJanuary 6, 2009 at 6:52 PM

    ; ) I missed your jokes, lol!!

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  6. BenBJanuary 6, 2009 at 7:17 PM

    Lol, that was a good one.

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  7. becomingkateJanuary 6, 2009 at 7:44 PM

    hehehe!

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  8. LabetineJanuary 7, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    Haha, love your jokes...and your ghost stories..(shiver!)

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  9. TCBNTXJanuary 7, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    Harry,

    Glad I found you

    Wes

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  10. Deep BlueJanuary 16, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    I like what you write here. Very Funny.

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