goodbye dear i"ll be back in a year

Well my orders are finally here.I'll start deploying march 6 .in march 27 i"ll be in ft Hood tx.around april 15 I'll be headed to Iraq.I dont know if i"ll be able to post from here.Anyone wanting to keep contact can get me at old_sgt6@msn.com. after april 15 it will be harry.lee.pearce@us.army.mil
ya"ll take care & i"ll catch ya"ll later

im through fishing

She Has Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the t ruck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that sh!t?'
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.

always remember

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

Soooo, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

be right back

Im leaving for a few days of fun in the sun at Ft Bragg.Will catch up with ya"ll sunday night.Hope everybody has a great weekend

Time for a second opinion

Doctor, take a look at me . .
This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.
She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?" The doctor looks her over for a couple of moments, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you one thing...there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Armory Ghost

Here's one that i had on js that country girl asked for.The Roxboro armory that i make my military drills at has a unseen solider still making rounds there.due to the distance that i travel i usually spend night"s there rather than drive back & forth.One night around 1am i woke and headed to the latrine area.I could hear some walking across the armory floor.Combat boots make a distintive sound .I stepped over to the doorway to see if it was Sgt Cotton coming in early.The drill hall was as empty as a bottomless bucket.I shook my head and started back to the latrine.About that time sgt cotton came in.I asked him had he been out in the drill hall.He said no,im just getting in.I said "i wonder who the hell that was".At that instant a pitcure fell off the wall.It was a photo of a past commander who had recently passed on.I guess i got my answer.

Another Ghost Storey

I originally told this one at JS awhile back,thought id put it again here.As some of you know ive worked part time at a local Funeral home here for the last 25 years.One day i was at a small country church cemetary taking down a tent used at a previous inturnment.I heard a woman softly sobbing behind me.It was one of the most heart breaking sounds ive ever heard.I looked and saw a lady kneeling in frount of a grave crying her heart out.I was touched so i walked towards her to offer consulation.When i got about three foot from her,she simply vanished.I walked to where she was kneeling.It was the grave of a nine year old girl.Buried beside her was the grave of the mother who passed on a month later.I broke all records that day for tent removal.