Sunday, January 18, 2009

im through fishing

She Has Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the t ruck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that sh!t?'
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.

16 comments:

  1. LOL oh you do make me smile..thankyou (( hugs ))

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  2. Nice, ok dear I did the re-quest-email thinger again, go under the rope and ignore the door man ;) lol

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  3. This is a great story! I love it, lol! :)

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  4. Thank you for this story! It gave me a good laugh!

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  5. I love this story! Totally wrong and funny. Thanks for the smile.

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  6. ROFL! Bet that made ya stop and wonder! ;)

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  7. I guess she didn't like eating fish.
    Roz

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  8. Harry- where are you?????? I hope all is okay! Sure do miss you!! You better not be sippin coffee at dat der Waffle House! ;-)

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