Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Time for a second opinion

Doctor, take a look at me . .
This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.
She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?" The doctor looks her over for a couple of moments, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you one thing...there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."

10 comments:

  1. the joke would have to have her telling that to a doctor instead of her husband because the husband would get slapped......

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  2. Oh no what a way to wake up.
    Roz

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  3. hehehe who said the eyes were the first to go?!

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  4. chuckles..ty for the giggle tonight.

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  5. ; ) I missed your jokes, lol!!

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  6. Haha, love your jokes...and your ghost stories..(shiver!)

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  7. I like what you write here. Very Funny.

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